chezamanda:

pain-in-my-asgard:

benwinshaws:

But Rob’s face after Taylor mentions there is another book coming out

i just threw my head back in laughter

 #the sheer panic on his face

thatzak:

You hear their voices in your head.

jadedmalice:

c-conda:

• Truth.

This guy knows what’s up.

peevesies:

i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life

thedramaticsneeze:

hoshigumayuugi:

i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early

YOU  PUT THIS IN WORDS

eyeslikecominghome:

a commercial for dominos was just on and i guess i was lovingly staring at the tv because my mom says to my dad “i wish you still looked at me like haley’s looking at that pizza”

epiphany-on-toast:

doodling raikim 24/7

craplos:

ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.

poco-loki:

emilythesmelly:

radagastcalling:

filthytricksyhobbitses:

the most frustrating part about being a girl in the lotr/hobbit fandom is that your voice cant go low enough to sing the misty mountain song 

BUT YOU CAN TRY

circumcisions:

scorpiomoongirl:

There are no words for how much I want a green roof.

giant fuckin roots are gonna grow in your house and wreck shit up

are you sure about that green roof

jaaaaaaaaaackfrost:

davestriedr:

jaaaaaaaaaackfrost:

imagine being trapped on a deserted island

no signs of getting home any time soon

no methods of communication

no idea where you are

but your favorite character is there with you

we’d fuck

the end

i like the way you think

kiwibutt:

RIDES INTO THE SUNSET

You’d know something about that wouldn’t you HANNAH MONTANNA